The Sale of a Wife
This is quite a bit more modern than my beloved sixteenth century, but I ran across it while researching other documents and couldn’t resist sharing it. After all, how often does one come across:
“A full and particular Account of the Sale of a Woman named Mary MacKintosh, which took place on Wednesday Evening, the 16th of July, 1828, in the Grass Market of Edinburgh, accused by her Husband of being a notorious Drunkard; with the particulars of the bloody Battle which took place afterwards.”
You must read the full transcription, if nothing else for its vivid nineteenth-century slang. One of the fighters (and yes, a huge fistfight between women and men broke out, with the women pretty much carrying the day) is described as being “as drunk as 50 cats in a wallet.” I can’t wait to use that one. Heh.
The Scottish broadside, ladies and gentlemen—the TMZ-crossed-with-Craigslist of its day!
August 18th, 2009 at 12:14 am
I want to parse this “drunk as 50 cats in a wallet” phrase! What do you suppose the cats were drinking?
August 18th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Catty Sark? A nice Caternet Sauvignon? Or maybe Muscat. Heh.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Oh, you are baaaaad!!!